Farm Humor

      A ventriloquist cowboy walked into a New Zealand town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog:

      Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?

      Rancher: This dog don't talk!

      Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going?

      Dog: Doin alright

      Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)

      Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)

      Dog: Yep.

      Cowboy: How's he treat you?

      Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and
      takes me to the lake once a week to play.

      Rancher: (Look of disbelief)

      Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?

      Rancher: Horses don't talk!

      Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it goin?

      Horse: Cool.

      Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)

      Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)

      Horse: Yep.

      Cowboy: How's he treat you?

      Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
      me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the
      elements.

      Rancher: (total look of amazement)

      Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?

      Rancher: (gesticulating wildly, and hardly able to talk)......
      Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!