The Most Stressful 2 Minutes of PD [The True PD Savage]

There is no story to go with this. There are no costumes, and I am not even going to suggest tracks from the playlist. "Why?" you ask? Because I set out this morning to try to make a new scenario with the best possible ratio of set up time to enjoyment. In other words, I wanted it to be quick to set up, but fun to play (with a lot of replay value). Here is what I came up with:

Players: 1-4
Scenario: Hill
Options: One-Hit Kills, Display Team, No Auto-Aim, NO Kills Score, Hill on Radar, Hill Time: 120 seconds (2 minutes)
Arena: Pipes
Note: Some people like to play this on Temple or Complex. I personally like Pipes the best, but if you want a slightly different experience give it a try in the Temple or Complex.
Weapons: Custom:
1. Falcon 2
2. Falcon 2 (silencer)
3. Falcon 2 (scope)
4. DY357 Magnum
5. Shotgun
6. Mauler
Limits: Team Score: 1 (yes, 1)
Player Handicaps: None (100%)
Simulants:
1:Easy TurtleSim
2:Easy TurtleSim
3:Easy TurtleSim
4:Easy TurtleSim
5:Meat SpeedSim
6:-/-Replace any missing humans with NormalSims.
7:-|-Make sure that NormalSims+Humans=4.
8:-\-If the real players are new to PD, use EasySims instead.
Teams:
Sims 1-5: Brown Team
All other players should be on their own teams (1 person teams)

Explanation:
In this scenario, I have basically combined RE: No Relief (the Easy TurtleSims and stress) with *Competitive* Hunting 2 (1 person teams), and adjusted it to work for King of the Hill. Finally, it has all been adapted to One-Hit Kills with pistols (a classic favorite).

To sum up the last paragraph (as I know it must have confused someone): I have tried to combine everything that people like into one little scenario.

All of the weapons have intentionally been put in spots where they are difficult to use successfully - this forces (well, encourages) players to take a long detour to grab the best weapon for where the hill is, buying the person on defense a few precious seconds.

You may assume that a good player can hold the hill for the two minutes against his friends and some EasySims on the first time. While *remotely* possible, this is VERY unlikely. Try it - you will be surprised at how long a single match can last. The EasySims may have horrible aim, but their shield can give them enough time to nail you with a shotgun in close quarters. Also, the SpeedSim, while virtually harmless, will keep harassing you when you are trying to hold the hill - making you vulnerable to attacks from behind!

One last note: If the Hill happens to be a tiny corner joint of a hallway or something, just restart to get a new hill. Certain hill locations are so small that figiting Sims are unable to hold them.