Hell - One Last Chance At Freedom [The True PD Savage]

When people die, they immediately enter the underworld if their sins in their life outweigh the good deeds. The sinners quickly come to be surprised by what Hell turns out to be. Flames are constantly erupting everywhere, just as they had always believed, but there was something different. Straws were poking out of the ground. Lots, and lots of straws. Entire fields of straws covered the landscape. Curiously, you pull one out of the ground. You quickly hear a man gasping for air, and then silence. A great noise bellows from behind you…
"I am Lucifer, Lord and King of Hell. You have just killed a man. He thanks you from Heaven."
"Does everyone pull a straw when they get here?"
"Yes, and then they are immediately buried themselves."
His powerful and crispy voice echoes through the long, metallic hallways near the field. He begins to quickly tear a hole in the dirt below you with his teeth, working with such speed and precision that it would take an entire construction company to dig a hole this perfect at near this speed.
"Sir? Um, I mean, Lord of Hell… Why is it that you chose to have people randomly picked to exit Hell?"
"So that every person who enters Hell commits one last good deed, which in turn makes them deserving of being freed themselves when another person enters Hell."
"So, you mean to tell me that Hell isn't a place of suffering, it is only a place of boredom?"
"Boredom is a form of suffering when prolonged with hundreds of years and never being able to do so much as close your eye to the dirt weighing in on top of it. Hitler's straw is perfectly clear so no one will ever see it to pull it out. Moreover, the flames melt the plastic, slowly blocking off your air. The straw will always have an opening to the surface though; I do not let time kill anyone here, though. Only having their straw pulled will let them out."
"Ouch. This place is so not cool. Have you ever thought of having a violent competition, and letting the winners out? Maybe something like a Roman Gladiator match or something. You do like watching people die, right?"
"Silence! The event will be held immediately. I will play as well to keep things 'fair'."

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Scenario: Combat
Options: One-Hit Kills, Display Team, No Auto-Aim, No Player Highlight
Arena: Area 52
Weapons:
1. Grenade
2. Grenade
3. Grenade
4. Phoenix
5. Grenade
6. Grenade
Limits: Time: 20 minutes
Simulants:
1-5: Hardsims
6-7: Perfectsims
8: Dark-Shieldsim
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Simulant Costumes & Stories:
1: Make him the same body as you. Give him a foreign looking head. Make up your own reason for the two of you being in Hell.
2-3: Rich, white, overweight men. Give each a Carrington body and put any white male head on top. These two guys are former Mafia leaders from Italy.
4-5: Prostitutes and female gang members. Give one the Cassandra Bodyguard body, and give the other one the Joanna Leather body. Make sure they both have female heads.
6-7: Soldiers who savagely murdered innocent civilians on purpose. Give them dD Infantry bodies with Shocktrooper masks.
8: Lucifer. Give him the FBI trench body, and the mysterious looking brown mask. Both of these costume pieces are designed to hide how absolutely hideous he is.

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Teams:
1: You and Hardsim:1
2: Hardsim:2 and Hardsim:3
3: Hardsim:4 and Hardsim:5
4: Perfectsim:6 and Perfectsim:7
5: Dark-Shieldsim = Lucifer

Explanation:
Everyone playing is at least a Hardsim, because when you are fighting to try to win a ticket from Hell to Heaven, you are going to fight pretty hard. The soldiers are Perfectsims because they are also fighting very hard to leave Hell, but they have the added advantage of advanced military combat training. You should know why the Devil is a Dark-Shieldsim; he refuses to play fair. Moreover, the Devil is playing because if he wins no one gets to leave Hell. Fight hard. You won't be getting a second chance.

There are two spots that have the Phoenix, the tunnel with a ninety degree bend in it, and the island in the huge room that is surrounded by sniper towers. Both spots are decent camping spots, but it can be a real challenge if someone attacks another camper with a Phoenix they picked up on the other side of the level.

There is a reason why the set up consists entirely of Grenades and Phoenix pistols. Almost everyone playing will have a Grenade in his or her inventory. This means that one shot of an explosive shell from the Phoenix will cause the person shot, anyone near him, and any explosives on the floor to all immediately combust into a huge ball of fire. One well placed exploding shell can easily take out five attackers at the same time, and it looks awesome to do too. Don't forget to use the primary Phoenix function though when you are in a close combat situation, or the person you hit will blow up and light you on fire!

1-4 Player Teams:
This scenario is made for 1-4 players. The human players should never be on the same team. Moreover, even when playing alone, you are not allowed to use simulant commands. So, for a four player game, every team would consist of one human with one simulant, except team five.
Now you can battle with your friends to see who gets to escape Hell!

Human Enforced Rule:
You are never ever allowed to punch. Punching on one-hit kills is just not fair, and cheap. If you resist the urge to punch, you will find the scenario to be much more challenging and entertaining!