Kill Grimshaw! [The True PD Savage]

If it weren't for a suggestion by Terresis, this scenario probably wouldn't be here right now. Anyway, we all know why you're reading this, so here it goes:

Story: You are in the Basement of the Carrington Institute, and while looking through some training records, Grimshaw comes up behind you.
"That last intergalactic war was TOO close... I nearly had to take out the Skedar myself!" he squeaks in his annoying monotone voice.
"Grimshaw, now you KNOW what I told you the last time I saved you from a hostage."
"I know, I know. You said that I would have been killed. I really think I could have taken those Skedar though - they looked like a piece of cake!"
"You are a nerd. I am a record setting secret agent that has saved this world and another by destroying a third. Do you understand the difference?"
"Joanna, I could take you out myself!"
"STOP SAYING THAT!" you yell in anger as you grab a nearby SuperDragon and fire a few blasts into the air.
"Joanna, don't hurt me, I don't know how to use a gun!"

Grimshaw quickly runs to a nearby computer, and reprograms the Combat Simulator before you have a chance to activate it (he is a nerd, after all). The war begins... (you'll understand the reprogramming part by the end of this post)

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Players:2-4 (or 1 player, if you REALLY hate Grimshaw)
Scenario: Massacre (I mean Combat... Whoops)
Options: No Auto-Aim, No Highlights
Arena: Pipes
Weapons: Custom:
1.Devastator (Blow him up!)
2.Timed Mines (Stick a mine on his back!)
3.Shotgun (Put it in his face!)
4.Combat Knives (Torture him!)
5.SuperDragon (Fill him full of bullets!)
6.Combat Knives (Torture him some more!)
Limits: 20 minutes (if, if you prefer, 45 minutes)
Player Handicaps: None (default)
Simulants:
1.Meat PeaceSim
2.Meat PeaceSim
3.Meat PeaceSim
4.Meat PeaceSim
5.Easy FistSim
6-8: Empty
Teams:
All humans are on 1 team (CI Agents)
All 5 simulants are to be on the other team (Grimshaws)
Costumes:
Player 1: Joanna
Any other humans: Jonathon, Dr. Foster, and/or CI Infantry
All simulants (ALL OF THEM): Grimshaw [CI Male Lab Technician (light green shirt and pants) with Grimshaw head]

Explanation (and a bit more story): When Grimshaw reprogrammed the combat simulator, he quickly introduced 4 holograms of himself. Although normally identical to Grimshaw, they will occasionally let out red flashes, espcially when being shot at (the Shield). The holograms will also sometimes fake death, but your information display that appears will indicate that you killed a ShieldSim, not the real Grimshaw.

Grimshaw set the timer for 20 minutes (45, if you dislike him as much as I do), hoping it would give him time to escape, while you and your friends were busy killing the 4 holograms. Unfortunately, he was not aware of the fact that Carrington locked him in the basement - so he is forced to try to run around for dear life, hoping you kill the holographic people instead of him.

When the timer runs out, whichever human has the most kills on the REAL Grimshaw (check your stats, and disreguard any kills on PeaceSims) wins. However, subtract any kills you had on other Carrington Institute employees (other humans) from the Real Grimshaw Kills.

To say it another way:
Check your stats. Subtract your friendly kills from your amount of kills on the FistSim. The person who has the highest score after doing this wins!

Note that the human team will always win, and the winner will be verbal, not techinical. This is because of the simple rule that Grimshaw should not EVER win. Moreover, nothing should ever get in the way of hurting Grimshaw (like hurting one another). Also, it is quite handy that Grimshaw doesn't know how to use a gun...

Ways to know if you are fighting the real Grimshaw: 1. He is the only one that will attack/approach you if you are unarmed. 2. He will use Combat Knives if he has them (Careful - he will throw them sometimes!) 3. He hurts you when he gets close, but he doesn't take your weapon.