Notes: Before you read this, and flame me horribly… Just let me say that I originally wrote this from the perspective of a character completely different from Bulma, one of my own design… I wrote the original context in response to a book on sex who’s opinions on everything from oral sex to vibrators was so archaic it could’ve come from the dark ages, but I am posting this now because I am bored and it is 1:30 in the morning and I am unable to sleep… Anywho… I just want everyone on earth or at least on the net who might read this, to know that THIS IS JUST FOR FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am NOT a licensed sex therapist (nor would I want to be after reading that book) and I do not want you to think that I am any weirder than you already do with all the lemons I’ve been writing. This is just for fun, and because my beta readers (all 5 are librarians) got a hold of the original version by mistake and laughed hysterically, but they said I should redo it… making it Bulma doing the writing.
Anyway I will have Dbz’s other beloved characters adding in their two cents every once in a while, but you should be able to guess that already. This would take place after GT in all likelihood, since I think I’ll have Bulma writing this because she’s bored and read the same book I did and we both thought we could do better.
So, without any further stalling, I am almost terrified to present:
 

Author’s Forward

    As an inventor, scientist, and a devoted wife and mother, I, Bulma Briefs know how stressful one’s days can be. An interesting question was posed to me recently by one of my best friends. She wanted to know if I could recommend anything short of medication to help her relax…

    I told her I would think about it, and get back to her later. If she had said stress relief I wouldn’t have hesitated… I would’ve told her to go get laid. All right, you can quit laughing now, because sex and all related activities are WONDERFUL stress relievers. Now, what does that have to do with relaxation? Plenty, if you have complete trust in your partner, and you know what they like, a little sex can be mutually satisfying and relaxing, especially when, neither of you are in a hurry.

    Relaxational recreation takes many forms, both actually relaxing, like sunbathing, one of my favorites, or moderate physical activity, like tennis or jogging can both be good ways to unwind after a busy day. So, suddenly the prospect of a little lovemaking doesn’t seem too far off base here, does it?

    Well, I am writing this for those of you out there whose skills in the bedroom leave you wondering how anyone could think of sex as being fun, let alone relaxing.
 

Chapter 1:   An overview of sexuality
 

    Doubtlessly many of you in my audience, particularly those of the female gender are still being told that sex is merely a tool, or even a chore… something that must be done to keep one’s husband or lover interested. While having such an opinion forced on you isn’t actually your fault, what would it really hurt to find out for yourself exactly how pleasurable sex can really be?

    And for you males out there, who may read this, along those same lines, it is easy to become bored with a partner who just doesn’t react to being touched. The answer to this problem though, is not to go out and find a (I hate the term prostitute, so I won’t use it… We’ll call them barmaids instead) barmaid or a mistress on the side. Your partner may just be afraid to show you how much she enjoys your touch. This is a very common theme seen among virgin brides who walk into the commitment of marriage not really understanding the sexual part of it. Remember, even a… barmaid had to learn about sex somewhere, they aren’t born with that knowledge either, so keep in mind that just as communication is important in other areas of a relationship, it can be especially important in bed.

    Both men and women have sexual needs, but they surface differently in the two sexes. Generally speaking men have stronger sex drives than women. There are several reasons for this, including hormones. Men are naturally more aggressive than most women in all areas of life, and nature seems to have decided the bedroom is no place to make an exception to that. Their mindset also plays a part; men simply tend to focus on the act itself, while women most often focus on the meaning behind it.

    As I stated earlier, women are generally taught very little about sex, especially while they are young, in the hope that they won’t go out and try it before they are married, In theory this is not actually a bad idea, because even in this day and age mothers of bastard children are still seen as… cheap sluts * growl *… (But we won’t get any farther into THAT can of worms; just suffice it to say that I have had some experience with that). But how is a girl supposed to communicate intelligently about sex if she has been told little to nothing about it? This tends to make females shy away from bringing up the subject of sex for several reasons. Most virgins don’t want their partners to know how little knowledge of the subject they actually have, and two; they don’t find the prospect of being classed with a barmaid the list bit pleasant or a turn on.

    But it isn’t just virgins that often don’t want to talk about sex. A woman who feels her lover or husband isn’t paying enough attention as she wants may not want to get intimate either. As a group, we females need to work on being more aggressive… if we want a kiss or a few kind words said to us, perhaps we should start it. There are, my husband assures me, very few men who are completely turned off by a woman who knows what she wants from her lover and is willing to work a little to get it. This is especially true if all she wants is his love and respect. Now, the reverse of this is also true. We females LOVE a little unexpected romance. A walk on a sunny beach, a candle lit dinner, a rose laid on our pillow at bedtime… or even a simple I love you. Any of those simple little things, done spontaneously can trigger her need for intimacy. If she is especially shy, such a show of affection might make her more willing… at least more receptive, especially if the kisses that follow are slow and deep.
 
 
 
 
 
 

So, wha’dya think so far?? Can anyone help me think of a better title??????????? PLEASE?? I can’t believe I’m posting this… I think I’m either WAY too bored or way too tired to know any better. But, if you like it, and want more, tell me, K??

Chapter 2
 
 

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