From Elsby
Ball: "Konterman's havin' a pure stinker and you're takin' me aff??"
Dick: "If Konterman's worse than you I'm a Dutchman!"
From Batman
Dick: "This is no time for your Michael Barrymore impression!"
From McCrick
Dick:"You will never play for R*ngers again."
Ball:"Oh look! I'm shakin'"
From McCrick
MO'N: "I always knew that club had problems."
From Caroline
MO'N: "God, he can't keep his kids under control in public!"
From Tommy Love(timsrgr8@yahoo.com)
Ball: "I never touched yer wig, ya wee b******!"
From Banjo
MO'N:"Shocking! Their language is absolutely shocking!"
From Batman
Dick: "This is no time for your Michael Barrymore impression!"
From Rab
Ball: "Ah'm no sittin' there. Somebody farted!"
Dick: "It was you ya minger!"
From Eamo (millenium99@eircom.net)
MO'N: "Look at the state of that lad.!
From The Main Bhoy
Dick: "You better get in that dressing room to see my little general."
Ball: "Ah come on! I have to see it everyday after training!!"
From McCrick
Dick: "Do you want ball?"
MO'N: "I don't. I really, really don't."
From Steve McPhee
Ball: "You said you'd give me a bottle to suck, like Martin".
Dick: "No. I said you're a bottler and you suck like the rest of the team. You're rotten."