From Pod
Lambo: "Cheers for the early present, Santa Klos"
From Paul
Lambo: "Look, ref! He's got no willy!"
From Dave (davethetim@hotmail.com)
Klos: "Come on to f**k Lambo, I thought when I left Dortmund I stopped being your bitch!"
From Paul Byrne
Klos: "I know you said before the game we were going to get humped, but this is ridiculous"
From Melly
Kenny Clark: "You're right Lambo. He said it was a big German sausage but it's actually a Wiener!"
From Lynchy (graham@lynchg.fsnet.co.uk)
Ref: "Congratulations, Mr Klos. It's a boy!"
From Lynchy
Lambo: ""That's not what i meant when I said I could easily slip into your box!"
From Babe
Klos: "Oh no! Don't even try it. I'm not your type."