From Foxy
Joos: "F*cking Shirtlifter!"
From Macca
Joos: "F*ck off wee man! It wisnea me that said yer a wee wean cause yer taking yir ba' hame."
From Kevo
McCann: "Score against us again and Ah'll take ma ba' hame!"
From Davie
McCann: "Ye might huv won again but am keepin' the ba' cos the boss says we're skint."
Paddy Armagh Boy
McCann: "If ye don't let us win the league for once Ah'll knock yer head in!"
From Craig (craig.reilly@strath.ac.uk)
McCann: "How come a feckin' Belgian like you gets to play for Celtic and a Catholic like me cannae??"
From Hammy
McCann: "What did you say aboot ma mammy?"
From ticghirl4eva
McCann: "Naw yer no gettin the baw! Do you know how many weeks wages that cost the team?"
McCann: "Whit are you dain stealing ma strip?"
From Natz
McCann: "Don't you dare touch ma baw that wis ma granda's and his before his."
From Eddie
McCann: "Haw, big man! It's all your fault if us Gers don't win the league this year"
From Caz_aka_Caroline
Joos: "Whits rang wee man takin yer ba hame tae beat yer weans?
From Natz
McCann: "Come on where's the ball? I'm no playing aboot you know?"
From Highland Paddy
McCann: "Ref will you stop Joos calling me a turn-coat to the faith"
From Larsson's Lover
NMc: "That's it son, you're nicked."
McCann tries to get into the spirit of May 21st - when his favourite polis drama is on the TV.