Caption Competition #13

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From Ed
TB: "I'm starving. Fancy some French Fries?"
Bertie: "Looks more like a French roasting from where I'm sitting!"

From Steve Gill
Tam B: "Why, oh why did I not take the St Johnstone job?"

From Kipper
TB: "That guy wi' the glasses is givin' me the heebie jeebies!"

From Elsby
TB: "Hey Bertie! There's a severed head on tap o' the dug out!"

From Lynchy
TB:"Tell ye whit Bertie, those frogs legs are fair givin' me jip"

From Rustybhoy
Berti: "Hmm....I wonder if it's too late to go back to Kuwait?"
or
Tommy: "Nouvelle Cuisine my arse!!!"

From McCrick
TB: "I wonder if I should start training like the lads. Lose a bit of this."

From Mr T (craigthrossell@hotmail.com)
Bertie: "Tommy, sit down for god's sake, the national anthem was over 25 minutes ago."
or
Tommy: "I'm a little teapot . . ."

From Supercha
TB: ". . . and of the Son, . . "

From Ed
Specky guy" 'Quelle pish!' which translates as 'Watching that can't be helping your ulcer, Tommy!'

From McCrick
TB: "Berti stand for the national anthem, it's bad luck not to."
Berti: "You may not know this, but I'm not Scottish."