Caption Competition #11

Winner Lynchy

Entries

From Caroline
Amoruso: "Spare change?...Any spare change?"
or
Middle policeman: "I swear if he touches my arse one more time.....!"

From Leroy
Amo: "Come on guys, I'll be the Indian. Now all we need is a brickie and a biker. 'YMCA!'".

From Elsby
Amo: "Tell them guys. It's so big that the three of you got astride it at once!"

From Batman
Amo: "Out ma way, pigs. Ah'm going for the Nobel Peace Prize."

From Michael Campbell
Amoruso: "Come on, let me try your hat on, just once."
or
Amoruso:"Come on lads, aim for the other team not me!"

Amo: "C'mon, another 20 quid an Ah can pay ma speedin' ticket!"

From David
Amo: "Oh c'mon lads! Whit wan o' yeez stole ma hair gel?"

From DJ Gillies
Amo: "Please there must be someone who wants to take my place! I'm having another howler."

From Michael Campbell (2)
Polis in the middle: "If I get this eejit tae stop singin, will yeez stop throwin' they coins?"

From Allan
Amo: "IF I PLAY FOR SCOTLAND PAUL LAMBERT WILL NO' LEAVE. LET ME TALK TO HIM."